Sunday, February 3, 2008

Meanwhile, Back in Virginia Beach...



Virginia Beach police seize photos from Abercrombie store

By Steve Stone
The Virginian-Pilot
© February 3, 2008
VIRGINIA BEACH

Police, saying they were responding to citizen complaints, carted away two large promotional photographs from the Abercrombie & Fitch store in Lynnhaven Mall on Saturday and cited the manager on obscenity charges....


YCMTSU.

This by the way is the same liberal-minded jurisdiction Joe Kerekes personally assured me via open comment on April 14 had green-lighted their escort business:

"...and the Srgt shook my hand and says OUR department officially will leave you guys alone as it is clear You do your job right! This made press and only big BUCKS it was at this point we purchased our 1 million dollar home."

Yeah...this seems plausible...

Update: Be sure to read the comments to the Pilot Online story too; they are a hoot as well.

16 comments:

PC said...

Makes me sad to admit I live in the area :)

Geoff Harvard said...

I think it's OK for the city to push back against smarmy images displayed in the Lynnhaven Mall. If I were walking through the mall with wife and kids and some punk pulled his pants down in front of us, I would punch his goddamned lights out. So why wouldn't it tighten my jaw to see a huge mural depicting the same bare ass? it's better for the city politely to ask AF management to moderate their tone and then arrest them when they don't than it is for individuals to rip down the murals on their own.

When I was a kid, we had a freer country, but that was in part because most people agreed to respect other people's moral space. In 1958 I could walk past Jack Kerouac's house on the way to my piano lesson at Mr. Kimble's without having to absorb the moral tone of his novels.

We had a better society when Abercrombie and Fitch sold sporting goods to hunters and not faggy clothes to high school kids.

jim said...

Well...it's not a whole bare ass. I've seem plumbers show a lot more. Unfortunately.

The whole point of the ad campaign seems to say "Buy A&F: Our Clothes Don't Fit Well."

Rob said...

Some light verse for Jim.

Typical teen to 20 something A&F customer: We don't like the rent's choice of typical, respectable duds--that ain't what it takes to get noticed by you Elmer Fudds, pants up high enough to cover the jewels but low enough on our thighs to make you really roll your eyes--that's what it takes to get noticed by you Elmer Fudds.

Personally, I think this situation is a lot like ridding yourself of a mouse with a field howitzer--definite overkill.

DeWayne In San Diego said...

Blame Pat Robertson one of his minons from HELL(his Law School) is the Local DA!

And one of his mindless followers probably MADE the citizen complaint.

Thing is I HATE Abercrombie and their Elitist Neo Nazi (No UNITED Colors of Benetton there)HOMOPHOBIC Advos but I sure as Hell would love to parade a hundred Aberzombies in front of Pats Taleban HQ!

Ever last one showin some BUTT CRACK!

Oh The Horror! The Horror!

Rob said...

Dewayne--

Would that be Pat God-talked-to-me Robertson? Well, isn't that special! Robertson doesn't have to stand in line, no Jewish High Priest to elbow his way past into the Holy of Holies; Hinkley of the Mormons has been translated to his reward; Oral Roberts wouldn't know if God or Mickey Mouse is whispering in his ear.

Pat Robertson and his Puritanical Taliban catchy name. Somewhat parallel but not nearly as stress relieving as Les Brown and His Band Renowned.

Let those A&Fers show some Butt Crack (as long as none of them are that grotesque 45 year old gargantuan monstrosity we have inspiration and awe struck expressions and many exclaimations calling on God's name--well it is Sunday you know.)

Geoff Harvard said...

Dewayne, you are FOS. The VB Commonwealth's Attorney got his law degree from the University of Richmond in 1969, many years before Pat Robertson dreamed up Regent University.

And I say again what I said above. I got no fukin sympathy for A&F and their smarmy, indecent advertizing.

Anonymous said...

You know it is funny - I was in that business for 8 years [modelling] and what I see here is Bruce Weber [photog.] and the ad guy [he is a riot] trying to "push it", they try to each season because it gets dull. And when this sort of thing happens they get more exposure and even more business.
Reminiscent of Calvin K. ads around 10 years ago which did reek a bit of underage porn IMO- just a strange young porn look- got pulled and they loved it.

DeWayne In San Diego said...

Geoff actually I should have said the Virginia Beach ADA who handled Joe and Harlows extradition to PA was the Regents Graduate,,, give him time he will be THE DA;-)

I guess I see Liberty and Regents Uni grads everywhere,, wait I do the Wash Times mentioned recently grads from just those 2 schools (tiny and insignificant schools) make up the largest group of RADICAL young political appointees in the Bush White house!

Shades of Ralph Reed

I stand by my Robertson Taliban Statement

They will take over one day and then we can chuckle about how I was right in one of the "reeducation and conversion" camps in the Nevada desert!

I am HALF serious I was one of them I know the gameplan! ;-)

Anonymous said...

dewayne said,
"No United Colors of Benneton there",
that is funny and made me remember a fond moment.
I was once the "american face" in a United Colors of Benneton campaign, I think it was '90 or '91
shot by Oliveiro Toscani in Italy, I was so excited to get the job and then the picture of me looked stinky. :)

Albert said...

Much ado about nothing. Virginia Beach will have a hard time defining this picture as obscene. I've never been there but I am guessing one would see a lot more flesh on the beach. (You guys do have a beach don't you? Or is that just a clever name like 'Greenland.)
I have never shopped at an A&F store and can't recall ever being in one so I miss the homophobic part. In fact this seems to fall more into the category of homoerotic art. I see boys running off to a nude swimming hole.
My definition of obscene has more to do with the fact that 95% of all humans should never be seen naked, They are obscene. About 1% should never have to wear clothes unless they are cold.

DeWayne In San Diego said...

Albert said,,,
My definition of obscene has more to do with the fact that 95% of all humans should never be seen naked, They are obscene. About 1% should never have to wear clothes unless they are cold.


Agreed the gorgeous Should NOT BE ALLOWED Clothes at ALL!

Did the Gods on Mt Olympus?

Rob said...

Jim--

I read that TL story about the Luzerne County Private Liquor Sales Scandal. Have you noticed any black non-fixed wing and airbourne primate activity swooping in to get the lay of the land?

PC said...

Looks like the cops have had a change of heart:

Beach drops obscenity charges against Lynnhaven Mall store

Geoff Harvard said...

Pussies. Damn it, if you are going to start something like this, then pick up the flag and charge up San Juan Hill with it, Krags ablazing.

Albert said...

From the Virginian-Pilot 4 Feb 2008

Police Chief A. M. “Jake” Jacocks Jr. was unavailable for comment Monday.

A police Chief with a real name totally suited for gay porn. I'm sure he is a good man and all but you gotta love the irony.