I am really starting to like Mark Adams site alot these days, as he manages to come up with little gems like this.
Actually, Angel does not need a "mutual friend" to reach out to Brent, IMO. Just get Brent's cell number, then send him a text message:
"hey brent its angel...so when we gonna start filming?"
Simple!
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Angel doesn't even need Brent's cell. Just hang out in the parking lot of Home Depot in Clairemont at 5:30 a. m.
LOL Geoff now how did you know I have been conducting interviews there! It's so damn convenient we can just walk to my place!
Alas if only casting a porno was so easy,,we can Dream!
I am sure Brent read this BTW ;-)
I've never been a consumer of porn, and now that I've seen a bunch, I'm not sure I'm a fan. There is too much staged cruelty and ridiculous exhibitionism. I have not gotten even a twinge viewing a Cobra video. The Velvet Mafia had a little more interest because of the silly comedy bits and because of Brent's amazing ass-on-ankles athletic exhibition. I don't see how that could have been faked. It's astonishing but not hot.
The scenes are too damed long at 30 minutes. I glance at my watch. Normal people take 3-5 min. and get bored after that. The real story is in what leads up to that 3-5 min. and what comes after.
For instance, let's say you are staging a fuck story in a college dorm room. It has to start in the carfeteria line where one guy spots another he's noticed sitting in ENG 475 American Modern Novel at 11:00 a.m. Each guy has to find out if the other is queer, if he is interested, and if he wants to fuck now.
So maybe they say hey and end up improving a Hemingway parody dialog as the cafeteria ladies plop stuff on their plates to convince each other that they are smart and sit down together and find out what they need to find out and end up in the room. The finding out is the hot part, not the fucking. And there has to be some indication of where they go after the squirt and wipe up.
Geoff and Dewayne--
I guess I get the Angel, Brad, Brent grouping. I really can't see Jason though. He would always be striving to keep his hair pristine and letting us see the quality of his dental work.
The Clairemont Home Depot at 5:30 a.m.? I am not a party poop by any stretch but do pardon me if I roll over and go back to sleep.
Home Depot at 5.30 - or earlier when it was open 24 hours.
This reminds me of stories from users.
Popular place for people high on crystal meth. [I am serious]
Some are cruising, some are buying supplies to plan on working on 8 different house projects at the same time.
Resurface all the kitchen cabinets, Redo the plumbing, update that electrical you have been meaning to do forever, and not finish any of it. Lose that unwanted 20 pounds while you are at it and get sleep some time next week.
Sounds like a blast right?
"Just hang out in the parking lot of Home Depot in Clairemont at 5:30 a. m."
The Home Depot a little ways from here has many many guys out standing looking and hoping to get a work gig. They might all ne direct from Mexico and not legal to work in the US. Not a hustler's yellow brick road at all out there at this one.
quicky, that was the substance of the original joke. Sean reported slow going in recruiting models for a porn shoot, and it was suggested that he borrow an F150 and go to Home Depot.
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